Take the opportunity, make it worse.
Somehow I'm the bad guy?
We're all a fucking mess here.
I hear you, loud and clear.
What’s the weirdest food combination you thought would be terrible but turned out surprisingly good?
Leave me the fuck alone forever.
I hope it was worth it.
You were my forever person
Hope anyone in the Northeast is ok, insane plane crash out there
Wish you well, but fuck you.
Are you healed or just distracted?
How do you get them to stay in their room at bedtime?
I'll be okay, but not today
I hope you're better to her.
I loved you, you still cheated
Fooled me twice, shame on me
House for sale, one last goodbye.
I am my own devastating god
I think about you too much
Can't get much worse than this
It's still hard to see you
I'm not happy, just less sad.
I'm a fool for believing you.
For those formula feeding, stop feeling guilty
My toddler pulled my dog’s tail then ran around waving a fried egg around while I was on a conference call
