Pie crust help...too hard out of the fridge
Every year I make a PUNt cake for the Super Bowl. This year is “Super Bowl Sundae.” Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry cakes layered with SMBC, hot fudge sauce, chopped nuts, whipped cream, maraschino cherries, and sprinkles.
My BC just turned 13, and I’m like… damn you really haven’t skipped a beat. How long did yours live? How old were they until they couldnt play fetch anymore?
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
[FO] Dick Stitch
"Are you mentally well?" Literally me:
Please file under 'C' for Cat. 😂
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What’s the one baking mistake you’ll never make again?
Fact of the day
This is Maurice :)
[WIP] My first cross stitch project!
Here’s a little story:
Just baked these, which one are you picking?
Show me your cats manspreading
"I like to kick, and stretch and KICK!!"
i forgot i named one of my goats 'willy' and this really caught me off guard LMFAOJFJS
Amazingly vile Liz line...
Pun Portraits
Many things are “wrong” with Lizzie, but she is the best ye olde lady baby and we love her.
[FO] My gift to my little sister
Spokeswoman
We sing this Brush Your Teeth song to our son every night when we brush his teeth for him. What stuff from the show creeps into your real life?
I’ve been attempting for years to recreate my late grandmother’s beloved “bubble bread”…I think I finally nailed it.
Photo of bro and me
