Dad said talking to myself in front of a mirror would cure my social anxiety?
Offering proof they never intended.
Is this normal for a First graders homework?
What are some niche races I can be racist to?
Board games are being used to battle dementia
Small games that have a lot of replay-ability?
You have 3 hours to get as sweaty as possible, the more sweaty you get the more money you get. What are you doing specifically?
When someone does a playing card magic trick on you, it won’t work on you.
For every 30 (consecutive) minutes you spend doing elephant impressions, a single African forest elephant spawns out of thin air somewhere in Africa.
Bitches be saying "there are two sexes"
Anybody here afraid of the dentist?
Anyone have a really hard time disengaging from a task you are working on?
You can use anyone’s toothbrush without them ever noticing
You can lick your own elbow
Would you choose to live for 1000 years if you were able to buy basically anything you want your entire life?
You can grow your hair by 12 inches, only once.
You can grow a hair anywhere on your BODY (not head) and choose how long it is.
Why do you we say "Taking a piss" instead on leaving/giving a piss?
Why do people get grossed out when I blow my nose on my hands?
You can puke, shit, fart or piss as much as you want without limit.
When people say/text “awww”
When trying to sleep, you can teleport into the most comfortable possible position. Once a night.
Do people actually have favourite colors?
Do you wash your legs in the shower?
People that bring kids to opera/classical concerts and when I confronted them, they said I was discriminating
