Prostitution is the costs for tattoos nowadays…
How do you tell someone you want to do dirty things in bed?
At work I won the “most secretive guy in office award”
My wife asked “Did you eat the last pizza in the freezer?”
A farmer is on a farm with his horse….
Whats something you your teacher can say but your partner can’t?
Whats a thing you should never say on a plane?
Three guys laugh at how silly their wives are
Have you ever tried Californian pizza?
How do you lift a baby elephant?
I want to make the worst 2025 joke ever….
There nice was a man named Dave…
What do you call a cow on a police spy mission?
If you ever feel down…
How do we know Steve Irwin didn't wear sunscreen?
I was invited to a gender reveal party…
If at first you don’t succeed
The hunter and the grizzly bear (long)
Preacher: Knock knock?
Why can’t dogs make good detectives?
IF at first you don’t succeed…
Like today, what other days can you mathematically make awesome?
I had a job interview at a travel agency….
I found a rare vicious dog that only calms down from a hitler salute….
I drill holes for a living.
