Anyone care to share toddler injury stories?

My little girl ran full speed towards the fridge as I was opening it. Gouged her head on the sharp corner of the door :( Little blood and she wont let us touch it, but she'll put her own hand on it to keep us from touching it. (Toddler logic, gotta love it). She seems fine, nothing to worry about. But it is a little deep and might leave a scar. Aside from falling off the couch and getting a goose egg on her forehead, this is her only other 'bad' injury.

Anyone else feel like sharing some experiences? Keeping humans alive is a terrifying responsibility.