My toddler pulled my dog’s tail then ran around waving a fried egg around while I was on a conference call

Our daycare is closed for two weeks and my husband has to work outside the home. Because I work from home and this is our slow period, I figured I could work and watch my toddler at the same time. Hahaha oh boy was I so delusional. My dog wasn’t feeling great this morning so I made her a fried egg instead of her usual food. I got my 18 month old all set up with toys and her favorite cartoon. I’m halfway through my client call and I hear my dog yelp. My toddler then runs into the room yelling and waving around the egg before she proceeds to eat some of it. Of course she cried when I wouldn’t let her eat the dog egg. And now we have ants because some of it fell on the floor. 🤦‍♀️ I love this girl to death, but I can’t turn my back on her for a second! I’m lucky my poor dog is so sweet. But I will definitely be more diligent about separating them tomorrow.

How is everyone else doing? What have your toddlers done to embarrass and/or terrify you today?