Top ten TRUE Skyrim end goals

In no particular order:

  1. Filling your pockets with BEES

  2. Thane of Winterhold

  3. Posing dead Ulfric and his clan to look like an orgy

  4. That dope Aretino platter

  5. Creating a posse just so you can make them dance by toggling Sneak on, Sneak off, Sneak on...

  6. Completing the Lockpicking skill tree

  7. All of the cheese

  8. Pickpocketing Ancano's clothes so that he is naked and doesn't realize he's naked and it's funny because he is naked

  9. 23/24 Stones of Barenziah

  10. Finally making it to the Cloud District