Forever single and can't stand it

The best I (22M) will ever get is being that one single friend who third wheels all the time. It does not matter who I talk to, how I dress, how much I'm active, or how good my self care is, how little I look. I AM AN UNDATEABLE FREAK. That's the end of it.

Sucks moreso because that stupid fucking holiday is coming up this week. Where I couples shoving their relationship down my throat at every opportunity.