9 Reasons to date a poly man!

  1. Try your hand at being a therapist: Ever wonder what it would be like to be a therapist? Well, now’s your chance! This opportunity is unpaid of course, but a great way to scratch that itch!

  2. Practice humility: Feeling like you need to be more humble? Look no further- a few dates with this man will have you questioning your self worth in no time!

  3. Get in shape: Watch the pounds melt away as the stress takes its toll- don’t focus on the hair loss and sudden wrinkles- hot girl summer, anyone?

  4. Live out your mistress fantasy: Find out what it’s like to be treated like a sex object and receive none of the financial or emotional support their spouse gets. Seeing them return to their family after banging you on the couch is such a thrill.

  5. Freedom: You won’t be tied down by holiday plans with this fella! Enjoy the silence on thanksgiving, Christmas, and other important days.

  6. No annoying in-laws: You’ll never be introduced to their family or close friends, which is great if you’re worried about making a good impression.

  7. Charity work: You’ll love how it feels to be a tool for them to spice up their bedroom at home as you hold their hand through their midlife crisis.

  8. Scavenger hunts: Follow the trail of breadcrumbs as you get closer to the big reveal: being thrown away like trash. Who doesn’t love a plot twist?!

  9. A sense of danger: Nothing makes you feel more alive than being put at risk of STIs! Will you contract something? Will you be okay? Expect to be kept on your toes!