Hiring for the post of Girlfriend

🚨 Now Hiring: Girlfriend (Limited-Time Offer) 🚨

Are you 18-20 years old, beautiful, talented, and hardworking with a CGPA above 7? Do you have what it takes to handle a young, charming, and ridiculously overqualified boyfriend? Well, here’s your shot!

Meet R—a 2nd-year automobile engineer with a 9 CGPA, a car, and a gym membership he actually uses. He’s rich, musically gifted (fingerstyle guitarist + pianist), and—wait for it—fertile (because planning ahead is important). Oh, and let’s not forget his trademark smirk and long, intense stares—side effects may include blushing, nervous laughter, and questioning your life choices.

Perks & Conditions:

✅ Tenure: 1 month (extendable based on performance review—yes, there’s a KPI for this) ✅ Location: In-person only (Work From Home? Not in this relationship!) ✅ Exclusive Benefits: Free car rides, live music performances, and a guaranteed 100% response rate to your texts (except during exams and gym hours)

Think you’ve got what it takes? DM for details and his Instagram ID.

Serious candidates only. No ghosting, no dry texters, and definitely no “I don’t know, what do you wanna eat?” responses.