Why the fuck is the metro a goddamn gas chamber?

I swear to god, uncles be out here dropping biochemical weapons like it's their birthright. One second, you're chilling, and the next, BOOM, someone's ass just declared war on the entire coach. Silent, deadly, and fucking unavoidable.

And the worst part is that no one ever owns up to it. The culprit just stands there, scrolling through WhatsApp like they didn’t just fucked everyone’s day. On the other hand, the rest of us are stuck in that airtight chamber, breathing in someone else’s fucking digestive failures.

DMRC needs to implement some fucking Fart Control Laws. Like, inspect people for gas buildup or at least install emergency exhaust vents. Because I did NOT sign up for smelling someone else's farts.

Once, I was with my friend and someone farted and she wasn't having it. So, I told her, "Soongh soongh ke khatam karde" (Sniff it all up till there’s nothing left). Coz that was the only way to get out of that situation.