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I think I could probably get warm static in the mix, but it wouldn't be perfectly even (using 1 dram of dilute warm static would NOT be one dram of warm static, and I dont know the ratios you find it in) which incited me to leave it out for now.
For obvious reasons I can't currently include lava and definitely cant include Neutron Flux.
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The quest for Qud's Ultimate Jungle Juice.