ULPT How can I render my washer no longer mechanically functional without direct sabotage?
We bought a house and it came with a washer dryer set. We also got a home warranty. The washer is fucked. It shakes and makes such a noise I can't use it when my daughter is sleeping. It sounds like a helicopter is landing on our roof. The bearing in the drum is going, I know it. The home warranty people won't come out to service it until it does not mechanically function.
So how do I kill this washer without it being obvious to a service person?