I swear to God DK is the most infuriating character in the game

Yes, I know about Min Min. Yes, I know about Steve. Yes, I know about Samus, Game and Watch, Cloud, Simon/Richter, the list goes on. Donkey Kong is worse than all of them. You can combo him for forever if you play a combo character but you probably won’t kill him because he’s so fat as fat fuck. He will live to like 160% because why the fuck not?! In exchange, he kills you off of a single interaction at like 50% because, again, why the fuck not?! He is not designed to be good, which only makes it worse for me. At least against Kazuya, who the above statements also apply to, I’m expecting it to happen. But DK gets all of that and he’s fast for some reason.