SKONGERS, BELEIVERS!

“Skongers, Beleivers and Anti-doubters of the skong:

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many years. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of skong-loving people everywhere march with you. With total unwavering beleif in skong, you will bring about the destruction of the doubters, the elimination of doubt tyranny over the oppressed peoples of skong, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely.

We shall seal the blinding doubt that plagues their dreams.

May the skong be with you."