From a burnt out consulting fellow

1) you are the primary team you can do whatever you want, but you can't argue with me to change our recs to what you want them to be (or worse not follow our recs and then ask for help with the plan we don't recommend) 2) yes for the 4th time I don't have recs yet because as I discussed we are rounding at 1 pm and the more messages you send me the less I can actually do my job 3) please do not tell me the consult can be a curbside that is not up to you or me, if you don't think the patient needs a consult don't page me 4) please know something about your patient before calling the consult, like any history would be helpful i will review the chart but it helps immensely if I have a gestalt 5) please do not page me at 2 am about a non urgent matter that can wait until the day team

That is all.