Dating standards?

I keep seeing this topic, and I need to know

• Masc (all forms are acceptable)
• Breathing (alive)
• Around my age
• No romance, no sex
• I'm Aroace but I want someone to obsess over me
• Let's me talk about my hyper fixation all day
• Mentally stable enough to handle my mentally unstable
• Bonus points if they're cute NGL
• But at this point I'll start info dumping on any guy too close to me