You can tell when she pronounces something incorrectly just to be quirky/annoying

In her latest blog, she says she's not going to be drinking anything that has calories "unless I'm craving some MALK. I don't know what it is but sometimes I just crave that cold MALK."

Nobody talks like that, Hambo. You're not quirky or cute or interesting for pronouncing things wrong. You just sound like your IQ dropped a few levels below room temp. Oh, and you sound fat.